An Ode to the Sexes

A Woman's Love Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair,
Opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows how to answer "How big is my behind?"
I pray this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A Man's Love Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give shite.