So..I'm Leona Heelsly

and if you haven't heard of me before..I want to know why???!!!
Where have you been?
I'm damned famous and I am the Queen of Mean. I am bitchy and I am FAB-U-LOUS.
Trust me.
I want to start a category here at Something Bitchy..."Bitch or Mitch of the Week"
For those who don't know, Mitch is the male version of Bitch. Man-Bitch=Mitch.
Men do have their bitchy side too and we should celebrate everyone who takes their inner-cat out for a walk every now and again.
It's a healthy thing, at least that's what I pay my therapist to tell me.

So...every week, I will take nominations for Bitch or Mitch of the Week. On Fridays, I will announce the winner for the week. Vote like a democrat, my darlings...early and often. If you have a particular favorite, sucking up is encouraged (if not outright required) to win.

What does winning get you? Nothing. Well, maybe a Midol but it is more likely that I will send you a fuzzy tic-tac from the bottom of my purse. Still..it is my purse that the tic-tac comes from, dahling...it's worth it.

Carry on.

In the meantime, I think I'll focus my queenly, laser like attention on Medea Benjamin, that misguided, gnomish little fool who thinks wearing pink and beating a spirit drum makes her special.
Dear little Medea...we have so much to discuss...starting with your decision to wear pink.
Were you raised by transgendered wolves?
tsk..tsk..tsk...
I think we'll start with soap and a good deodorant..AND where did you get that foam rubber tiara??? Didn't your wardrobe assistant tell you that tiaras without bling are not tiaras?
sigh......
I see I have my work cut out for me.
Get.the.scissors.