Caption contest results!

In accordance with the time frames for caption contest judging, as depicted by the teachings of my mentor, the Blog Princess, and having now waited the requisite *true and fair* time allotment for entries into our inaugural caption contest, and after having weighed the varied entries for this picture:




So, cutting to the chase and without further ado, for her inspired entry, we award first place to ....*brrinnnngg!*...(Huh? Oh, well, no, I'm about to announce that Cassandra won........Oh. Well. Yeah, your's was okay, but come on, hers was pretty good.........Wha....?.....Pay?....Wellll, now, how much we talkin' here? That's all!? Why'd you bother callin'? Huh? Oh. Well. Now we're dealin'...........double that and we got us a deal........)


*drum roll*

Leona Heelsly!

*cymbal crash*

Congrats, Leona. As the winner, you are awarded one snark-free day. (cue theme music) Which, btw, began at midnight this morning. (roll credits and legal CYA announcement) Join us next time when we play "Caption This!", and you, too, could win a snark-free day.