A Caption Contest

To commemorate the first issuance of the Frilly Panties of Oppression award, we offer a contest! The winner, or winners, will be granted a reprieve from that day's ration of vile snarkasm -- unless we feel that you are taking advantage of our magnanimity and your very temporary status. Then, the leather gloves (black, supple........smooooth as a baby's bottom.......very nice) are off, and we will (without a doubt) feel the need (a strong and undeniable need) to make up for any (and most likely all) previously pardoned snarkasm.

Mitches and Bitches, hit us with your best shots.